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We conducted a brand audit. Purple was doing numbers in 2025. It is 2026. Orange now. No further questions.
One element on this page is still purple. Finding it is the 2026 scavenger hunt. There is no prize. The prize was orange all along.
Fish Like Shaders is proud to announce we are now POWERED BY A GUY. Following an extensive cost-benefit analysis, we have determined that the cloud is just someone else's computer and that computer bills us monthly. Effective immediately all inference is performed by Alex, in his head, for free. Latency has improved. Accuracy has not.
Every other car show makes you go to it. Ours comes to you, once, at speed, and then it is gone. One car. Rolling. Continuously. The venue is the road. There is no second car in the FLS car show. If you missed it, it has already happened somewhere else.
2026 TOUR DATES: all of them. VENUE: the AUTO road. ADMISSION: up to THE AUTO ROAD, also you cannot catch us.
SPONSORED BY FISH LIKE SHADERS. Alex is our guy. He is in charge of keeping the FLS car on the road during the race weekend. Also, we sponsor ourselves. Our brand people call this vertical integration, we call it 'self promotion' and 'keeping our costs down'. Our brand people are also Alex. Don't worry, we'll keep him behind glass, for everyone's protection. But if he does get out, please let animal control know immediately. TANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
I think its called Climb to the Clouds, but were doing our own thing
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